TEACH US HOW TO PRAY

One day, the disciples came to Jesus, asking Him, "Teach us how to pray." And Jesus taught them saying, "When you pray, whatever you do, don't pray like this."

"Our Father, God, who art in heaven, wejus want to thank you today, Lord, and hallow your name right now, Father. Wejus pray, Lord, that your kingdom will come, Lord, and wejus ask, Father, that your will, Lord, will be done, Father God, on earth, Lord, as it is in heaven. And Lord, wejus want to pray right now, Father, that you will give us this day our daily bread, Lord. And wejus ask that today, Lord, you will forgive us our trespasses, Father, as we, Lord God, forgive those, Father, who trespass against us.

And we ask just now, Lord, that you will lead us not into temptation, Father, but Lord, wejus trust you to deliver us from evil, Father. For thine, oh Lord, is the kingdom, Father, and the power, Lord. And we will be careful, Father, to give you all the praise and all the glory, Lord, for ever and ever, Father. A-men and a-men."

And did His disciples listen? Do you think?